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// EXHIBIT A

You might
be drunk.

Wearable diagnosis. So your friends don't have to say it out loud.

Status: Confirmed
You Might Be Drunk regular fit tee styled on model
Symptoms may include. If two or more apply, you're the target audience.
SELF-TEST · v1.0 6 / 6
  • You've told the DJ they're a genius.
  • The kebab guy already knows your order.
  • Your Uber pin has moved three times.
  • You've called your ex "just to talk."
  • The floor is suddenly very interesting.
  • Someone politely said, "maybe slow down."
Back print of the You Might Be Drunk tee
Diagnosis: positive. The device doesn't lie. Neither does the shirt.
BAC LEVEL 03:47 AM 0.24% STATUS: YEP TEST COMPLETE v1.0 TEST HIDE DENY TALKSHIT · WEARABLE DIAGNOSTICS
// Reading: Beyond conversation.
Close-up of the You Might Be Drunk print
The report. Objective analysis. Zero bias.
Metric This Tee Basic Tee
Message Says it out loud Says nothing
Fabric Soft 100% cotton Scratchy blend
Print Sharp back design Faded logo
Fit Regular, unisex Boxy, shapeless
Side view fit of the regular fit tee
Situations detected. Where the shirt earns its keep.
House parties Friday nights Bachelor trips Concerts Beach breaks Rooftop bars 3 AM diners Hangover Sundays
Stitching construction detail
Fabric close-up detail
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Follow-up questions. Everything the report didn't cover.
How does it fit?+
Regular unisex fit — true to size, comfortable on the shoulders, easy drape. Available XS to 2XL. Between sizes? Size up for a looser feel.
Fabric?+
100% cotton — soft, breathable, built for long nights and lazy Sundays. Comfortable enough to sleep in when the taxi finally arrives.
Will the print survive the washing machine?+
Yes. Machine wash cold with like colours, inside-out, tumble dry low. The message stays crisp — wash after wash, weekend after weekend.
Shipping & returns?+
Free shipping across India, 3–7 working days. COD available. 7-day easy returns — unworn, unwashed, tags intact.
// This is a t-shirt, not a legal defense. Drink responsibly.

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