{"product_id":"you-might-be-drunk-regular-fit-t-shirt","title":"You Might Be Drunk | Regular Fit T-Shirt","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n@import url('https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\/css2?family=Rubik+Mono+One\u0026family=DM+Sans:wght@400;500;600;700;800\u0026display=swap');\n\n.ymd, .ymd *, .ymd *::before, .ymd *::after { box-sizing: border-box !important; font-family: 'DM Sans', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, sans-serif !important; }\n.ymd { width: 100% !important; max-width: 100% !important; background: #F7F5EE !important; color: #17181F !important; overflow: hidden !important; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased !important; }\n\n\/* color floor (weaker than component rules) *\/\n.ymd p, .ymd span, .ymd h2, .ymd h3, .ymd div, .ymd td, .ymd th, .ymd summary, .ymd li { color: #17181F !important; }\n\n\/* display face *\/\n.ymd .ymd-h1, .ymd .ymd-cta-t, .ymd .ymd-title, .ymd .ymd-readout, .ymd .ymd-mono { font-family: 'Rubik Mono One', 'Courier New', monospace !important; 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display: flex !important; align-items: center !important; justify-content: center !important; transition: transform .25s ease !important; }\n.ymd .ymd-acc[open] .ymd-acc-ico { transform: rotate(45deg) !important; }\n.ymd .ymd-acc-a { padding: 0 15px 15px !important; font-size: 13px !important; color: #A8B4C0 !important; line-height: 1.55 !important; font-weight: 400 !important; }\n\n\/* Small footer disclaimer *\/\n.ymd .ymd-disc { display: block !important; text-align: center !important; font-size: 10px !important; color: #4A5470 !important; padding: 14px 20px 20px !important; background: #0B0F1A !important; font-style: italic !important; letter-spacing: .5px !important; font-family: 'Rubik Mono One', monospace !important; }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- ========== HERO ========== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-hero\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-tag ymd-au ymd-d1\"\u003e\/\/ EXHIBIT A\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ymd-h1 ymd-au ymd-d2\"\u003eYou might\u003cbr\u003ebe \u003cem\u003edrunk.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ymd-sub ymd-au ymd-d3\"\u003eWearable diagnosis. So your friends don't have to say it out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-status ymd-au ymd-d4\"\u003eStatus: Confirmed\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 1: relaxed\/lifestyle --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-imgwrap\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"ymd-img ymd-as\" loading=\"eager\" alt=\"You Might Be Drunk regular fit tee styled on model\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talkshit.in\/cdn\/shop\/files\/relaxed-style.png?v=1790678252\u0026amp;width=1200\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ========== SYMPTOMS CHECKLIST CARD ========== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-check\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-title ymd-au\"\u003eSymptoms \u003cem\u003emay include.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-title-b ymd-au\"\u003eIf two or more apply, you're the target audience.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-check-card ymd-au ymd-d2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-check-head\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-check-head-l\"\u003eSELF-TEST · v1.0\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-check-head-r\"\u003e6 \/ 6\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ymd-check-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ymd-check-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-check-box\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M5 12l5 5L20 6\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eYou've told the DJ they're a genius.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ymd-check-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-check-box\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M5 12l5 5L20 6\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThe kebab guy already knows your order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ymd-check-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-check-box\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M5 12l5 5L20 6\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eYour Uber pin has moved three times.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ymd-check-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-check-box\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M5 12l5 5L20 6\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eYou've called your ex \"just to talk.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ymd-check-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-check-box\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M5 12l5 5L20 6\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThe floor is suddenly very interesting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ymd-check-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-check-box\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M5 12l5 5L20 6\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSomeone politely said, \"maybe slow down.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 2: back print (money shot) --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-imgwrap\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"ymd-img ymd-as\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Back print of the You Might Be Drunk tee\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talkshit.in\/cdn\/shop\/files\/graphic-10_d3c8f936-0dae-4f52-b66d-7aa661a19cda.png?v=1790586514\u0026amp;width=1200\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ========== BREATHALYSER — CUSTOM SVG SIGNATURE ========== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-device\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-title ymd-title-dark ymd-au\"\u003eDiagnosis: \u003cem\u003epositive.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-title-b ymd-title-b-dark ymd-au\"\u003eThe device doesn't lie. Neither does the shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-device-wrap ymd-au ymd-d2\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 320 270\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" role=\"img\"\u003e\n        \n        \u003crect x=\"147\" y=\"8\" width=\"26\" height=\"18\" fill=\"#1E2A45\" stroke=\"#C6F82E\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n        \u003crect x=\"130\" y=\"24\" width=\"60\" height=\"14\" rx=\"2\" fill=\"#1E2A45\" stroke=\"#C6F82E\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n        \n        \u003crect x=\"20\" y=\"42\" width=\"280\" height=\"210\" rx=\"14\" fill=\"#0F1A2E\" stroke=\"#C6F82E\" stroke-width=\"3\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n        \n        \u003crect x=\"36\" y=\"58\" width=\"248\" height=\"104\" rx=\"6\" fill=\"#050912\" stroke=\"#2A3A55\" stroke-width=\"1.5\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n        \n        \u003ctext x=\"48\" y=\"76\" font-family=\"monospace\" font-size=\"9.5\" font-weight=\"700\" fill=\"#4A6280\" letter-spacing=\"1.5\"\u003eBAC LEVEL\u003c\/text\u003e\n        \u003ctext x=\"272\" y=\"76\" font-family=\"monospace\" font-size=\"9.5\" font-weight=\"700\" fill=\"#4A6280\" text-anchor=\"end\" letter-spacing=\"1.5\"\u003e03:47 AM\u003c\/text\u003e\n        \n        \u003ctext x=\"160\" y=\"120\" font-family=\"Rubik Mono One, monospace\" font-size=\"40\" fill=\"#C6F82E\" text-anchor=\"middle\" letter-spacing=\"3\"\u003e0.24%\u003c\/text\u003e\n        \n        \u003cline x1=\"60\" y1=\"130\" x2=\"260\" y2=\"130\" stroke=\"#1E2A45\" stroke-width=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n        \n        \u003ctext x=\"160\" y=\"150\" font-family=\"monospace\" font-size=\"10.5\" font-weight=\"700\" fill=\"#C6F82E\" text-anchor=\"middle\" letter-spacing=\"3\"\u003eSTATUS: YEP\u003c\/text\u003e\n        \n        \u003ccircle cx=\"48\" cy=\"184\" r=\"6\" fill=\"#FF3B30\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n        \u003ccircle cx=\"48\" cy=\"184\" r=\"10\" fill=\"#FF3B30\" opacity=\"0.25\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n        \u003ctext x=\"62\" y=\"188\" font-family=\"monospace\" font-size=\"9.5\" font-weight=\"700\" fill=\"#8FA8B5\" letter-spacing=\"1\"\u003eTEST COMPLETE\u003c\/text\u003e\n        \u003ctext x=\"272\" y=\"188\" font-family=\"monospace\" font-size=\"9.5\" font-weight=\"700\" fill=\"#4A6280\" text-anchor=\"end\" letter-spacing=\"1\"\u003ev1.0\u003c\/text\u003e\n        \n        \u003crect x=\"40\" y=\"206\" width=\"72\" height=\"30\" rx=\"4\" fill=\"#1E2A45\" stroke=\"#C6F82E\" stroke-width=\"1.5\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n        \u003ctext x=\"76\" y=\"226\" font-family=\"Rubik Mono One, monospace\" font-size=\"10\" fill=\"#C6F82E\" text-anchor=\"middle\" letter-spacing=\"1.5\"\u003eTEST\u003c\/text\u003e\n        \u003crect x=\"124\" y=\"206\" width=\"72\" height=\"30\" rx=\"4\" fill=\"#1E2A45\" stroke=\"#2A3A55\" stroke-width=\"1.5\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n        \u003ctext x=\"160\" y=\"226\" font-family=\"Rubik Mono One, monospace\" font-size=\"10\" fill=\"#8FA8B5\" text-anchor=\"middle\" letter-spacing=\"1.5\"\u003eHIDE\u003c\/text\u003e\n        \u003crect x=\"208\" y=\"206\" width=\"72\" height=\"30\" rx=\"4\" fill=\"#1E2A45\" stroke=\"#2A3A55\" stroke-width=\"1.5\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n        \u003ctext x=\"244\" y=\"226\" font-family=\"Rubik Mono One, monospace\" font-size=\"10\" fill=\"#8FA8B5\" text-anchor=\"middle\" letter-spacing=\"1.5\"\u003eDENY\u003c\/text\u003e\n        \n        \u003ctext x=\"160\" y=\"266\" font-family=\"Rubik Mono One, monospace\" font-size=\"8\" fill=\"#4A6280\" text-anchor=\"middle\" letter-spacing=\"2\"\u003eTALKSHIT · WEARABLE DIAGNOSTICS\u003c\/text\u003e\n      \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-device-note ymd-au\"\u003e\/\/ Reading: \u003cspan style=\"color: #c6f82e !important;\"\u003eBeyond conversation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 3: close-up --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-imgwrap\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"ymd-img ymd-as\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Close-up of the You Might Be Drunk print\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talkshit.in\/cdn\/shop\/files\/graphic-close-up.png?v=1790678252\u0026amp;width=1200\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ========== COMPARISON (dark) ========== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-cmp\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-title ymd-title-dark ymd-au\"\u003eThe \u003cem\u003ereport.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-title-b ymd-title-b-dark ymd-au\"\u003eObjective analysis. Zero bias.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-au\"\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ymd-table\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eMetric\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eThis Tee\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBasic Tee\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"ymd-tr-a\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"ymd-lbl\"\u003eMessage\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ymd-yes\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-width=\"2.2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M20 6 9 17l-5-5\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003eSays it out loud\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ymd-no\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M18 6 6 18M6 6l12 12\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003eSays nothing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"ymd-tr-b\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"ymd-lbl\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ymd-yes\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-width=\"2.2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M20 6 9 17l-5-5\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003eSoft 100% cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ymd-no\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M18 6 6 18M6 6l12 12\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003eScratchy blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"ymd-tr-a\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"ymd-lbl\"\u003ePrint\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ymd-yes\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-width=\"2.2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M20 6 9 17l-5-5\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003eSharp back design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ymd-no\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M18 6 6 18M6 6l12 12\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003eFaded logo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"ymd-tr-b\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"ymd-lbl\"\u003eFit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ymd-yes\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-width=\"2.2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M20 6 9 17l-5-5\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003eRegular, unisex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ymd-no\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M18 6 6 18M6 6l12 12\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003eBoxy, shapeless\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 4: side view --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-imgwrap\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"ymd-img ymd-as\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Side view fit of the regular fit tee\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talkshit.in\/cdn\/shop\/files\/side-view.png?v=1790678252\u0026amp;width=1200\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ========== WHEN TO WEAR IT ========== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-tags-sec\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-title ymd-au\"\u003eSituations \u003cem\u003edetected.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-title-b ymd-au\"\u003eWhere the shirt earns its keep.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-tags\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-pill ymd-hot ymd-au ymd-d1\"\u003eHouse parties\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-pill ymd-au ymd-d1\"\u003eFriday nights\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-pill ymd-au ymd-d2\"\u003eBachelor trips\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-pill ymd-hot ymd-au ymd-d2\"\u003eConcerts\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-pill ymd-au ymd-d3\"\u003eBeach breaks\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-pill ymd-au ymd-d3\"\u003eRooftop bars\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-pill ymd-hot ymd-au ymd-d4\"\u003e3 AM diners\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-pill ymd-au ymd-d4\"\u003eHangover Sundays\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 5: stitching detail --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-imgwrap\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"ymd-img ymd-as\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Stitching construction detail\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talkshit.in\/cdn\/shop\/files\/stitching-detail.png?v=1790678314\u0026amp;width=1200\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 6: fabric detail --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-imgwrap\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"ymd-img ymd-as\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Fabric close-up detail\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talkshit.in\/cdn\/shop\/files\/fabric-detail.png?v=1790678315\u0026amp;width=1200\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ========== CTA — dark navy with lime button ========== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-cta\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-cta-t ymd-au\"\u003eConfirm \u003cem\u003ethe diagnosis.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-cta-b ymd-au\"\u003ePick your size. Wear the verdict. Extra 10% off on prepaid.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-cta-n ymd-au\"\u003eAdd To Cart\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ========== FAQ — dark ========== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-faqwrap\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-title ymd-title-dark ymd-au\"\u003eFollow-up \u003cem\u003equestions.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ymd-title-b ymd-title-b-dark ymd-au\"\u003eEverything the report didn't cover.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ymd-acc ymd-au ymd-d1\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHow does it fit?\u003cspan class=\"ymd-acc-ico\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-acc-a\"\u003eRegular unisex fit — true to size, comfortable on the shoulders, easy drape. Available XS to 2XL. Between sizes? Size up for a looser feel.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ymd-acc ymd-au ymd-d2\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eFabric?\u003cspan class=\"ymd-acc-ico\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-acc-a\"\u003e100% cotton — soft, breathable, built for long nights and lazy Sundays. Comfortable enough to sleep in when the taxi finally arrives.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ymd-acc ymd-au ymd-d3\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWill the print survive the washing machine?\u003cspan class=\"ymd-acc-ico\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-acc-a\"\u003eYes. Machine wash cold with like colours, inside-out, tumble dry low. The message stays crisp — wash after wash, weekend after weekend.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ymd-acc ymd-au ymd-d4\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eShipping \u0026amp; returns?\u003cspan class=\"ymd-acc-ico\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ymd-acc-a\"\u003eFree shipping across India, 3–7 working days. COD available. 7-day easy returns — unworn, unwashed, tags intact.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ymd-disc\"\u003e\/\/ This is a t-shirt, not a legal defense. 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